December 2009
109 posts
November 2009
98 posts
Oh, hey perfect stranger.
Tonight I went to my friend’s house for a dinner party, and she gave me a toaster to take home. While I was waiting for my train, a cute guy was waiting across the platform. We made eye contact, but I shamefully looked away. When his train came he sat down by the window, smiled, waved, and then blew a kiss and pointed at me. I know it sounds super cheesy, but I smiled the whole train ride...
Let's play "The Vagina Game."
justanotherholeinthecheese:
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strongerwoman:
smusical:
nextuesday:
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emilyfbr:
Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”
I’ll start :
My Big Fat Greek Vagina
War of the Vaginas
...
Things that I learned over the last two days.
I REALLY love pistachios
I like rutabagas
I also like boiled onions in cream sauce
I love hound dogs named Cooper
I love that the women stayed in the kitchen to drink wine, while the men watched snoopy in the living room.
Do not give little kids apples, they might throw up on your purse…
All in all the last two days were awesome.
women are meant to be loved, not understood.
– oscar wilde. (via quote-book)
I just realized
That in less than a month I’ll be in Kansas loving on my little nephews and nieces, baking up a storm with my sister, and out drinking with my childhood friends. I’m sooooo excited.
I’m also leaving the city for the first time since July to go upstate with howdymari to have Thanksgiving with her and her family. I am equally excited.
Let us read and let us dance — two amusements that will never do any harm to the...
– Voltaire (via owlatthemoon)
World Beard and Moustache Championships →
litmusound:
(via infinitebutterflies)
This is AMAZING!
My good friend KrisPayne is apart of Team Beard USA. And I’m pretty sure that my other friend Zach Ramey took some of the pictures for this site!
Now I know I’ve got a heart, because it’s breaking.
– The Wizard of Oz (via quote-book) (via grayskymorning) (via eemmaa)
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
– Carl Sagan (via present) (via quote-book)
heh
So, I opted to stay in tonight to give my wallet/body a much needed break and I am now watching a Justin Timberlake music video marathon via youtube. I am awesome.
Alice came to the fork in the road.
“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where...
– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.
(via quote-book)
Max Jerry Horovitz: Do you have a favourite-sounding word? My top 5 are ointment, bumblebee, Vladivostok, banana and testicle.